SMS Wishes

The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
Banta: Why it is always said that the children brighten a home?
Santa: Because they never turn any of the lights off.

Wife: Did u read that news of a husband selling his wife for a cycle. I am sure you won`t do that.
Husband: Oh no! I will look for atleast a car.
Judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?
Cop: He was arguing with a driver.
Judge: That`s no proof he was drunk.
Cop: There was no driver there.
One out of four people is a chinese.
If your father, your mother and your brother
are not Chinese, it must be you.
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aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki
chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
It's better to stay away from girls.
Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,
remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"