Insult

Insult

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90% Of The Time I Say 'BRB' It Just Means I Don't Want To Talk To You Anymore.
Brains Aren't Everything. In Fact, In Your Case They're Nothing..
Oh You Are Dating My Ex? Cool, Im Eating A Sandwich ... Want Those Leftovers Too?
If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Ask You To Fill Out The Necessary Forms.
Hi! I'm A Human Being! What Are You ?
Actually No, My Status Wasn't Aimed At You, But Hey, If The Shoe Fits, Feel Free To Wear It.
How Do You Keep An Idiot In Suspense? Leave A Message And I'll Get Back To You.
Don't Feel Special, I Only Keep Your Number In My Phone So I Know Not To Answer When You Call.
Are You Always This Stupid, Or Are You Making A Special Effort Today?