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Jokes are something which can make anyone happy with funny language or story and it has a punch line. Jokes play with words which can narrate any type of humorous idea which is not at all serious in nature read more.... It usually takes the form of a story, some form of dialogue and it will have punch line at the end. It may or may not have any conflicting idea.Jokes have no extra addition of stories or words and whoever is dealing with it should keep in mind that the tension should attain the highest level and so that one can still hold on to it till the end line. Jokes are ultimately funny and humorous. Good quality jokes are very refreshing and happy. show less...

Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing,if U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..
Boys: In Wich Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?
Where Do You Find Mangoes? Mango Tree? Fruit Shop?

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Where Ever Woman Goes, Peeche-peeche Man-goes!
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Height Of Status: Lady Goes To A Fruit Shop. Shopkeeper: Your Dog Is Eating My Fruits.
Lady:dolly! Don't Eat The Fruits Without Washing Them.
5 Years Are Required To Make A Human A Doctor..
And Then Whole Life Is Required To Make Him Human Again:dd
Congrats.your Phone Has Been Installed With A New Puzzle Game. To Play,throw Your Phone Against The Wall.then Assemble The Pieces....
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Before Marriage:roses Are Red,sky Is Blue,o My Darling!i Love U.after Marriage:roses Are Dead,
I Have Flu,don`t Come Near Me,paray Hatt Tuu.
When An Apple Is Green, It's Ready To Pluck, When A Girl Is Sixteen She's Ready To ..woops...wrong Number....
Newton Aur Einstein K Dohe :
Baithe Baithe Kya Kare,
Karna Hai Kuch Kaand...
Chalo Bnaye Formule,
Aur Fade Bachho Ki G***... :-d
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