SMS Wishes

Just Because You're Smart Does Not Mean That The Other Guy Is Stupid.
I'm Sick. My Medicine Is To Talk To You.
If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Give It To You.
If You Don't Wanna Have Kids With Me, Then Why Don't We Just Practice?
Gee, That's A Nice Set Of Legs, What Time Do They Open?
Remember: Don't Insult The Alligator Till After You Cross The River.
Do You Have The Time? [gives The Time] No, The Time To Write Down My Number?
Are We Related? Do You Want To Be?
Be Unique And Different, Just Say Yes.