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Worldcup Schedule 2012:
Group 'a' Teams:
Aus, Pak, Sl, Nz, Zim, Canada, Kenya, Ind, Sa, Eng, Wi, Ban, Irland, Netherlands.
Group 'b' Team:
If Rajnikant Want To Go America What Will He Do?? Will He Catch Flight? No ! ! ! Will He Fly ? ? No ! ! He Will Jump And Earth Will Rotate And Rajni Comes Down....
Impossible May Be Spelled As
'i M Possible....'
Rajnikanth Can Never Be Spelled As
Rajni Can't..
Pyramids Of Egypt Are Actually
Rajnikant's Primary School Geometry Projects !!
Mind It......
Pls Inform All Ur Frnds 2 Avoid Any Problem..
All Over India There'll B Power Cut 2morrow Frm 10am-4pm
Rajnikanth Wil B Charging His Mobile....
Guess What Santa Does A Night Before He Goes Into The Chimney Of Every House With Toys.....

He Waits Near His House Chimney For...
Rajni To Come Down With T...
Newton: How To Write 4 In Between 5?
China: Joke!
America: The Question Is Wrong!
Uk: Not Found Yet! ...
Rajinikanth From India: F(iv)e..............:p...
Hat Will You Call The Value Meal Consisting Of A Bun Bread, Tea And Soda?
Bun, (tea) And Bubbly.
U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . .
The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . .