Santa Banta

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Master: Mein Tenu Kutte Te Essay Likhan Nu
Keha Si, Likh Ke Kyu Nahi Liyanda ?  

Santa: Ki Karda Master G,
Jidan He Mein Kutte Te Pen Rakhia Oh P...
Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa & Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Es...
While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole.
Banta: R U Ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did U Break Anything?
Santa: No, There's Nothing Down Here....
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Santa: Bhagwane Suit Bada Sohna Paya Hai.
Jeeto: Thank U G
Santa: Lipstick Badi Sohni Laayi Aa.
Jeeto: Thank U G.
Santa: Shingaar V Sohna Kitaa Aa.
Jeeto: ...
How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird??

He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.
Santa Ke Bagiche Mein Bahut Sare Ped - Paudhe Thay, Santa Naukar Ko Bola Ped-paudhon Ko Pani Dal.
Naukar: Sahab Baarish Ho Rahi Hai.
Santa: Abe To Chatr...
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Banta: Name The 3 Fastest Means Of Communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?
Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.
Teacher: I Want You To Tell Me The Longest Sentence You Can Think Of.
Pappu: Life Imprisonment!
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