Santa Banta

SMS Messages

Master: Mein Tenu Kutte Te Essay Likhan Nu
Keha Si, Likh Ke Kyu Nahi Liyanda ?  

Santa: Ki Karda Master G,
Jidan He Mein Kutte Te Pen Rakhia Oh P...
Teacher: I Want You To Tell Me The Longest Sentence You Can Think Of.
Pappu: Life Imprisonment!
Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa & Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Es...
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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird??

He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.
Banta: Name The 3 Fastest Means Of Communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?
Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.
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Santa: Bhagwane Suit Bada Sohna Paya Hai.
Jeeto: Thank U G
Santa: Lipstick Badi Sohni Laayi Aa.
Jeeto: Thank U G.
Santa: Shingaar V Sohna Kitaa Aa.
Jeeto: ...
While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole.
Banta: R U Ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did U Break Anything?
Santa: No, There's Nothing Down Here....
Santa Ke Bagiche Mein Bahut Sare Ped - Paudhe Thay, Santa Naukar Ko Bola Ped-paudhon Ko Pani Dal.
Naukar: Sahab Baarish Ho Rahi Hai.
Santa: Abe To Chatr...